Very little RAM in that head

This is a basic email conversation I had recently. EMAIL. As in you don't have to ask me to repeat myself if something doesn't stick in your "can't compete with a caterpillar" sized brain.

Me: As the menus pop up click on these buttons: OptionA -> OptionB -> OptionA -> OptionD, then put in your name and you should be set.

Him: Okay, I've done Option A, but what's next? I'm confused.

Me: OptionB -> OptionA -> OptionD, then put in your name and you should be set.

Him: Okay, I've done Option B now, but I'm lost again.